“He is a wise man who invented beer.”

“Beer. The best damn drink in the world!”

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

“Beer… now there’s a temporary solution!”

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

“I work until beer o’clock.”

“A quart of ale is a dish for a king.”

“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

“Payday came and with it, beer.”

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”

“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.”

“Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”

“Beer, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.”

“I am a firm believer in the people. Just bring them the real facts, and beer.”

“Scientists say drinking beer is good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”

“Good people drink good beer. Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.”

“Next to music beer is best.”

“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.”

“A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food.”

“Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink. And down it goes.”

“I drank beer, and I had a career year.”

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.”

“Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.”

“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer, but you should always check.”