“He is a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato
Philosopher
“Beer. The best damn drink in the world!”
Jack Nicholson
Actor
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor
“Beer… now there’s a temporary solution!”
Homer Simpson
Cartoon
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
Inventor & Statesman
“I work until beer o’clock.”
Stephen King
Novelist
“A quart of ale is a dish for a king.”
William Shakespeare
Writer
“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”
Stephen King
Novelist
“Payday came and with it, beer.”
Rudyard Kipling
Novelist
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
Kaiser Wilhelm
German Emperor & King of Prussia
“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
Sid Vicious
Punk Icon
“Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.”
Charles Bukowski
Writer & Poet
“Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
WC Fields
Entertainer
“Beer, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.”
Thomas Jefferson
President
“I am a firm believer in the people. Just bring them the real facts, and beer.”
Abe Lincoln
President
“Scientists say drinking beer is good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”
Tina Fey
Comic
“Good people drink good beer. Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.”
Hunter S. Thompson
Writer
“Next to music beer is best.”
Carson McCullers
Writer
“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.”
Johnny Damon
Baseball Outfielder
“A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food.”
Queen Elizabeth I
Monarch
“Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink. And down it goes.”
Norm Peterson
Cheers Barfly
“I drank beer, and I had a career year.”
David Wells (Boomer)
NY Yankees
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.”
Henry Lawson
Author
“Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.”
Ellen Kushner
Writer
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer, but you should always check.”